if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
- me: pendejo
alexigender: hav u ever tried on a wig
no but I have a store called Judi’s wigs!!! we should go :^)
alexigender: hav u ever drawn smiley faces on your toes
yes who hasn’t??
alexigender: have u ever put the shoe on the wrong foot
alexigender: have u ever gotten your ass ate
alexigender: have u ever ate ass
ily omg no