Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into it, cool. If you’re creeping or hating, calm that shit down. You’re doin too much.
it’s. that. simple.
life is short and weird and it’s important to tell people how you really feel about them
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much